[10 out of 20] BTS: gen

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Title: Ugh
Fandom: BTS
Characters: RM & Jin
Prompt: snowstorm
Rating: Gen
Also for: adventdrabbles day 28 prompt: wizarding nutcracker
Summary: Namjoon is miserable. Hyung helps.


“Namjoon, why are squirrels so good at keeping secrets?”
“…”
“They’re used to tough nuts to crack!”
“…”
“Joon?”
“I’m dressed as a Dumbledore nutcracker. You are dressed as a Harry fucking Potter nutcracker. Of all the ridiculous photoshoots we’ve done, this will be the most ridiculous.”
“You really are miserable.”
“…”
“Hold on.”
--
“Did you get the photoshoot cancelled, hyung?”
“Even I can’t engineer a snowstorm to close the offices of a billion-dollar corporation, Namjoon!”
“…”
“I might, however, be able to engineer a very small leak and blame it on the snowstorm.”
“Hyung, you are…”
“I know.”