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Title: Bumblebee
Fandom: Venom (film)
Rating: Gen
Length: 200
Prompt: Bumblebee
Summary: Eddie goes to a sauna.


Eddie sighed and relaxed onto the thick cedar plank. Somewhere someone poured water on something, and there was an angry hiss. The sweat had begun to form rivulets down his body when the door opened.

Eddie nodded at the newcomer, who returned the greeting and settled down on the plank opposite Eddie.
The silence was eventually broken, and not by Eddie.

“Hey, man, that’s cool ink.”

“Thanks,” said Eddie. He touched the markings on his chest. “My boyfriend’s work.”

“Oh, yeah? Boyfriend, eh? Does he have a studio in the city?” The speaker looked interested and sat up and leaned forward, squinting in the direction of Eddie’s chest. “Man, I don’t have my glasses on. Is that a bumblebee?”

Not exactly.

WOORRRAGH!

“You had to eat him, didn’t you?” whined Eddie a few second later when he was once again, more or less, himself.

He was a bad guy, Eddie. Our research had already confirmed this. You said I could eat the bad guys. And he confused my skilled and realistic rendering of the Ostium Galaxy with a cute garden insect. I did not like that.

“All right, all right,” conceded Eddie. “Let’s go before anyone remembers we were here.”

Date: 2025-01-24 06:42 am (UTC)
prisca: (ava Prisca)
From: [personal profile] prisca
LOL, this was funny. :)

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