!! How awesome are you?! *flails* Is it possible that this would be something not unlike exactly what I was looking for?? 😭❤️💥

I love Henry and Henri, the tone throughout the piece, their banter, their silly bickering AND of course the inevitable attraction!! XD

Blanchard briefly wondered if another part of the Englishman were as fat as his purse, but soon the captain had more urgent matters to attend to.

Namely, the balloon was sinking!

My God, I'm rolling here on the floor, squealing-- this is so good!!

And that last paragraph?? Nobody can tell me it went differently!! This is the legend I was hoping for!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!