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[10 out of 20] BTS: Jin's Dad Jokes part 4
Title: Jin's Live
Fandom: BTS
Rating: Gen
Prompt: age
Length: 150
Summary: Jin's answering ARMY's questions.
“…good morning, ARMY, welcome to my lovely live, it’s nice to be with you, let see what you have to say to be on this fine morning…”
[Seokjin squints at the screen]
“…hmm…I don’t age? Well, thank you very much for the compliment, but don’t be foolish. The laws of nature and physics and earth rotation apply to me as well as the rest of the planet’s inhabitants…unless I’m an alien [Seokjin stares knowingly at the camera] …or a vampire… [Seokjin adds a cheeky knowing wink to the knowing stare] …what other questions does ARMY have for me…what do I miss about the military? Hmm. Probably the wardrobe. Let me give you an example: I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants yesterday, but I couldn’t find them anywhere…”
[Windshield-wiper laugh erupts]
“…ah, good dad jokes are like fine wine and Kim Seokjin, they only get better with age…”
Title: Math joke, science joke
Fandom: BTS
Rating: Gen
Length: 150
Prompt: whistle
Summary: Seokjin is telling jokes, Namjoon is breaking things.
“Say, Joon, do you like math?” asked Seokjin.
“Of course, hyung. What kind of philistine doesn’t like math?”
Seokjin’s brow furrowed in mild confusion. “I’m not sure the residents of Manila enter into the equation, my dear friend.”
“Not Philippine, hyung. Philistine. Never mind. What’s the joke?”
“How do you know I’m going to tell a joke?” asked Seokjin testily.
“The same way you know I’m going to break this improperly constructed pencil sharper—ARGH! Oh, that made a mess. And I still don’t have a sharp pencil. Damn.”
“Well, listen to this: there’s a thin line between numerator and denominator, and only a fraction of people can understand that.”
Namjoon whistled one long note, then said, “You’re hilarious, hyung.”
“I know!”
“Will you help me clean this up?”
“Only if you laugh at this: Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.”
“You’re a national treasure, hyung. Get a broom.”
Fandom: BTS
Rating: Gen
Prompt: age
Length: 150
Summary: Jin's answering ARMY's questions.
“…good morning, ARMY, welcome to my lovely live, it’s nice to be with you, let see what you have to say to be on this fine morning…”
[Seokjin squints at the screen]
“…hmm…I don’t age? Well, thank you very much for the compliment, but don’t be foolish. The laws of nature and physics and earth rotation apply to me as well as the rest of the planet’s inhabitants…unless I’m an alien [Seokjin stares knowingly at the camera] …or a vampire… [Seokjin adds a cheeky knowing wink to the knowing stare] …what other questions does ARMY have for me…what do I miss about the military? Hmm. Probably the wardrobe. Let me give you an example: I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants yesterday, but I couldn’t find them anywhere…”
[Windshield-wiper laugh erupts]
“…ah, good dad jokes are like fine wine and Kim Seokjin, they only get better with age…”
Title: Math joke, science joke
Fandom: BTS
Rating: Gen
Length: 150
Prompt: whistle
Summary: Seokjin is telling jokes, Namjoon is breaking things.
“Say, Joon, do you like math?” asked Seokjin.
“Of course, hyung. What kind of philistine doesn’t like math?”
Seokjin’s brow furrowed in mild confusion. “I’m not sure the residents of Manila enter into the equation, my dear friend.”
“Not Philippine, hyung. Philistine. Never mind. What’s the joke?”
“How do you know I’m going to tell a joke?” asked Seokjin testily.
“The same way you know I’m going to break this improperly constructed pencil sharper—ARGH! Oh, that made a mess. And I still don’t have a sharp pencil. Damn.”
“Well, listen to this: there’s a thin line between numerator and denominator, and only a fraction of people can understand that.”
Namjoon whistled one long note, then said, “You’re hilarious, hyung.”
“I know!”
“Will you help me clean this up?”
“Only if you laugh at this: Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.”
“You’re a national treasure, hyung. Get a broom.”